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Half-Eaten

He hated hotdogs. He did not want to eat it but his mother had already warned him to eat at least half of it. He knew if this time he would not listen to his mother, the consequences wouldn’t be nice. So he decided to listen to her but in no way was he going to eat the whole of the hotdog. Mom had asked him to eat at least half of it and so that is what he did. Mumma’s boy.