70 Hilarious Airport Greetings You Need To See

A Very Fanny Taxi

So when you look for a taxi, is it okay if you address yourself as a fanny? Would that not get you into trouble? This guy here is trying to get a taxi but wants to stay true to himself while doing so. We hope he finds it. We really do.

Stop It, Dad!

Most dads try to stay hip and cool so that their kids will not get embarrassed by them. However, if you try a little too hard, like this man, for example, you will surely steer away all of your kids by holding a sign like that at the airport.

Nice Kids, But…

These kids have tried really hard to impress their mother by giving her the best greetings sign she could ever receive at the airport. But they made a mistake is placing two ‘we s’ on the sign. We still give them an ‘A’ for their effort.

What That?

We often call our siblings the most offensive names. This girl here has a very nice nickname for her brother whom she just picked up from the airport. It has everything to do with a man’s private parts. Did she really hold that out public though?

Direct Message

When your significant other has gone on a business trip or a vacation, you tend to miss them a lot. Here is a greeting that has been directed to the better half of this person to get closer and pucker up. A very direct message that needed no sugar coating.

Very Clever Girls

This message is one sweet and clever one. The mom grabs hold of the tree while the daughter holds the apples. Looking at them, the apple does not fall far from the tree regarding just physical appearance.