70 Hilarious Airport Greetings You Need To See

Oh So Formal

This guy here decided to make a very ‘proper’ greeting for the person he is about to pick up. To be honest, this kind of lingo is dead and only people who are a zillion years old use it these days.

Don’t Mess With Her

Hope this little girl’s dad is in the military because she sounds like she misses him too much. We also hope that no one did not get in the way of her as she met her dad.

New Mom?

You can straight away tell that his kids are not pleased with his new wife. We hope they cut their father some slack because he is just tying to find love…

Ok, Ames?

We hope this person named Ames had a good response to this. Is this an insult or a compliment? Also, one quick question, what is a ‘duck’s nut’?